whoa calm down google
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
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my little sister just started laughing a lot and then stops, wipes her eyes, and goes
”’ahhh, leonardo decaprisun”’ omfg
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try to explain the difference between left and right
My favorite was always trying to describe color without using its name. Like explain red to someone.
The worst one is try thinking up a color that doesn’t exist
What does water taste like
NO STOP
yoU GUYS ARE STERSSING ME OUT
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But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
ASDFGHJKL
WHAT.
HOLY SHIT.
I CAN’T EVEN.
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Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
I was totally born in the wrong age …. Everyone today loves Justin Bieber, shopping at the mall and texting. Me? I love living in a cave, scavenging for food, having to fend off dinosaurs left and right and having no recognizable language or major form of communication. You say Nicki Minaj, I say banging two rocks together. You say One Direction? I scream unintelligible throaty noises. Reblog if you feel the same…
well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine
i bake
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ashley
katcha
dourian
you were supposed to be watching the door
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is that your real name
